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13 of the most inappropriate 'sexy' Halloween costumes for women

It’s the most wonderful tiiime of the yeeeearrr…

IT’S WITHIN EVERY woman’s rights to dress however she wants on Halloween – but really, no one in their right mind would don the increasingly outlandish costumes peddled out each year in the name of ‘sexy’.

Who makes these costumes? Why? How can we make it stop?

Sexy Scrabble

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S-E-X-Y. That’s 14 points, and a double word score!

Sexy Minion from Despicable Me

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Kids’ films: endless inspiration for ‘sexy’ Halloween get-up.

Sexy shark

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Sharks are hot, you guys!

Sexy Fozzie Bear

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Again, with the kids’ films!

Sexy Silence of the Lambs

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This one is actually inexplicable and, unsurprisingly, on sale for $10.

Sexy Taco

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Because there is nothing sexier than mince meat. Nothing.

Sexy… this thing

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‘Wild child costume’. Mmhmm.

Sexy Olaf from Frozen

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Another stunner from Yandy.com, this ‘Funny Snowman’ costume is loosely, loosely based on Olaf, the talking snowman from Frozen.

Guess what. It’s sold out.

Sexy bottle of mustard

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As everyone knows, condiments are the most sensual of all foodstuffs.

Sexy disembowelment

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For women, and the gore fetishists that love them.

Sexy Rosie the Riveter

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This is just depressing.

Sexy droog

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One of the least sexy films of all time, please meet one of the least sexy costumes of all time.

Sexy lobster

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This. All of this.

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